Or Ishmael. Morgan Freeman. Wise Man. Gif Guy. Killer Croc. Tuxedo Mask.
Any number of names for this phantom which haunts the halls of Kotaku.
I am here rather often, but I will always be here in spirit. If you need a friend on here or have a question on just about anything, let me know. I'll see if I can help you in any way I can. :)
I can also be regularly found on Steam under the name "truthtellah" and on GiantBomb.com under the name TruthTellah.